Thursday, June 18, 2009

If I Was an Athlete, I Could Rule the World

"Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth begins his second day of a 30-day jail sentence today for killing a pedestrian while driving drunk in Florida. The 28-year-old National Football League star's abbreviated jail term came because of his cooperation with investigators and the wishes of the victim's family."

WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

This is ridiculous. Now, if you ask me, humans are superior to dogs. We are their superiors. Michael Vick got 2 years in prison for dog-fighting. Donte Stallworth got 30 FUCKING DAYS FOR KILLING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!! If you ask me, Stallworth's offense is worse than Vick's. I dont care if the man cooperated with investigators and it was the family's wishes. I dont care if the man cured cancer and found a way for us to have world peace. He got behind the wheel of his precious 8 billion dollar bentley and operated a motor vehicle while intoxicated and hit an innocent man crossing the road. If Michael Vick deserved 2 years in prison, Stallworth deserves AT LEAST 5 years. This is ridiculous. If I were an athlete I could go on a rampage like in GTA. I could get all 6 stars and then once i went to court i would get a week in prison. Darn you God for giving me less than spectacular height and athletic ability!!

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